Tabloids Throw Money at Lohan Family Saga
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael has been doing his best to divert some of the media attention of his daughter’s lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson by claiming he may have fathered a child with Kristi Kaufman.
After publicly renouncing Kristi’s credibility, Michael has (very publicly) agreed to a paternity test to confirm whether or not he is the father of 13-year old Ashley Kaufman. Oddly enough, ALL the tabloids seem to be keeping quiet as to whether Michael is the father…
This market is starting at a healthy 78% yes, based on Michael Lohan’s tabloid-whore compulsions. However, so far all the pundits have strangely been keeping their opinions to themselves on the dad issue - it seems too dicey to make a call on yet, so plenty of room for last minute surprises on this market!
Stay tuned for follow up on the one-family freak show that is the Lohans - so many questions left to ask: How much is Michael’s sperm worth? Is he the father? Will Michael sue if he is not the father? If Michael gets the money, will he give it to charity as claimed? Will Lindsay and Samantha get married and open up their loveshack to the public?
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