It is rumoured that Adnan Ghalib, Britney’s paparazzi ex-boyfriend, is doing the rounds with a sex tape, taken during the couple’s trip to Mexico in January. Marginally less nauseating than previous threats a sex tape of Britney and K-Fed would emerge, but still kind of gross.

The tedious details offered by the National Enquirer: “the video starts with Britney undressing…She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout.”

Hot or not?
Snore. Didn’t we see the pink bob years ago? It seems as though this story came about because Britney’s second appearance on ‘How I Met Your Mother’ was just not enough to meet the insatiable Britney quota of the tabloids.

It is totally plausible, too plausible – very easy to believe that on-again-off-again Ghalib is making one last grab for money from Brit; even easier to imagine Spears, who professed virginity until marriage while romping around in butt-skimming schoolgirl skirts, continuing to practice illicit sex on tape.

I’m starting the market at 68% due to the wide circulation of the rumours, but I predict this one will be a fizzer.

Paris v Britney: Girl on Girl
Sex tapes are celeb currency. If this rumour turns out to be true, the next market question will be “Will this sex tape outsell the classic ‘One Night in Paris’”? Sources say a Britney sex tape could go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time.

The markets are hovering with anticipation…

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